So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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