I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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