She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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