Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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