Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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