how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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