I just saw a hot homeless man
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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