My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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