He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i wish my penis had a tongue
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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