I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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