i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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