i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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