I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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