I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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