The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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