just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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