you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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