That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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