I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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