I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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