i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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