My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Of course I have a pirate flag
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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