covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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