Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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