We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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