We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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