I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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