I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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