around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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