new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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