...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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