Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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