does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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