Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(302): View more from Delaware

Who goes to Church hungover

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk

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(516): View more from New York

why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?

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(323): View more from California

We should be called the Road Head Warriors

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(646): View more from New York

vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic

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(516): View more from New York

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?

(201): View more from New Jersey

Strong 6

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That's an oxymoron.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.

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(703): View more from Virginia

This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.

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