Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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