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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes

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• (585): View more from New York

  Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.

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• (424): View more from California

  Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.

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  Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over

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• (631): View more from New York

  if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm turning into an adult here.

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  Adults touch each other's special zones.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying

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• (760): View more from California

  As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.

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