Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
