just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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