I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I need a beard to bite.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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