there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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