i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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