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I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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