Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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