it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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