i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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