dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
vagina is talking i cant
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
sex on a bike is impossible
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