she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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