Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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