I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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