tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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