so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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