wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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