Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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