no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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