Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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